Creamweaver
| Creamweaver | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1683 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a CreamweaverYou approach a random adventurer to ask about this Smoothness contest, but he shushes you as you approach. "Get ready..." he says, "for 240 damage worth of pudding."
You start to ask "Where'd you get-"
"Tch tch tch -- don't you worry your pretty little head about it." he interrupts.
Hit Message(s):
He sprays your <nipple> with a stream of cream. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
He summons his familiar, a creambeaver, who bites you on the <nipple>. Argh! Ouch! Argh! Ouch! Oof!
He does an elaborate dance move, and the final twirl shakes loose a bunch of fudge from the pocket of his leisure suit. Ooh! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
He pulls a wand out of his pocket and wiggles it. A glob of mostly-curdled milk falls from the sky and hits you in the <nipple>. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Argh! Ugh! (stench damage)
He snaps his fingers, and a load of smooth, smooth pudding appears above your head and drops onto you. Ow! Ow! Ooh! Eek! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
He conjures up a creamsicle and beats you over the head with it. Smells like orange. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He conjures up a creamsicle and beats you over the head with it. Smells like orange. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Eek!
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Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Smoothest Adventurer contest).
Notes
- Physical attacks will sometimes automatically miss with the following message:
Your blow slides off the Creamweaver's creamy smooth exterior. Awwwwwww yeah.
References
- The introduction text alludes to a "Barry and Levon" skit on the TV Series The State, where the two are quite fond of their pudding – enough to buy and make $240 worth of it.
