Crimbo fudge

Crimbo fudge

This is a squarish lump of Crimbo fudge. Oh, man, you know who makes good fudge? That woman at that little fudge stand downtown. You know the one -- it's around the corner from that lemonade place?

Type: potion
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Effect: Busy Bein' Delicious (5 Adventures)Moxie +5

(In-game plural: chunks of Crimbo fudge)

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Skills

Summon Crimbo Candy

When Used

You nudge the fudge into your mouth, chew it up, and swallow it. Actually, you swallow about 10% of it -- the other 90% is still stuck in the cracks in your mouth.

You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (duration: 5 Adventures) You acquire an effect: Busy Bein' Delicious (duration: 5 Adventures)

References

• The fudge stand being "around the corner from that lemonade place" refers to an extremely immature little schoolyard rhyme. To tell it yourself, simply point to each of your nipples while saying "Milk, milk", followed by your crotch while saying "lemonade", and finally your anus while saying "around the corner fudge is made." It's pretty hilarious if you're, like, eight years old.

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