Crimbuccaneer navigator

Crimbuccaneer navigator
Monster ID	2406
Locations	Abuela's Cottage (Contested), while in Elf Guard Fatigues
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Player's Buffed Moxie + 85 (cap 10,000)
Defense	Player's Buffed Muscle + 85 (cap 10,000)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	pirate
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	leg, arm, head, torso
Drops	1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, Crimbuccaneer shirt, Crimbuccaneer invasion map
Manuel Entry
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You're fighting a Crimbuccaneer navigator

This is a pirate whose job is to know which direction is treasure and which direction is a briny grave.

Hit Message(s):

He bashes you right across both eyes with his telescope. That can't be good for the lenses. Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Ow! Oof!

He plots a course to your <arse>, and then stabs you in it when he gets there. Ouch! Ouch! Eek! Eek! Oof!

He points at your <arse>. Several other pirates shoot you in it. Eek! Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He points at your <arse>. Several other pirates shoot you in it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ow! Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He looks at you through his telescope and yells "<arse> ho!" You both have a little laugh.

He wants to attack your <arse>, but it isn't on any of his maps.

He tries to attack your <arse>, but gets lost on the way to it. His map must be out of date.

Fumble Message:

He tries to attack your <arse>, but gets lost on the way to it. His map must be out of date. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

You acquire 1−2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12

You acquire an item: Crimbuccaneer shirt (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: Crimbuccaneer invasion map (0.5% chance)*

Notes

The Crimbuccaneer shirt and Crimbuccaneer invasion map are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
Internally, both the Crimbuccaneer shirt and Crimbuccaneer invasion map have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
This monster cannot be wished for.