Crimbuccaneer retiree
| Crimbuccaneer retiree | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2429 |
| Locations | A Cafe Divided, while in the Elf Guard Fatigues |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 85 (cap 10,000) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 85 (cap 10,000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | pirate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | legpeg, armpeg, headpeg, torsopeg |
| Drops | 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, pegfinger, Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Crimbuccaneer retireeThe retirement plan for pirates is usually to lose enough limbs that it makes you an especially sympathetic beggar. This guy is being a little more proactive, and is robbing restaurants instead of panhandling outside of them.
Hit Message(s):
He robs your <nipple> of all of its blood. Ouch! Ouch! Eek!
He punches you in the <nipple> with one of his pegfists. Oof! Ooh! Oof!
He pokes you in the eye with one of his pegfingers, then kicks you in the groin with his pegknee. Oof! Ow! Oof!
He robs your <nipple> of all of its blood. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Eek!
He tries to rob you, but you left all your valuables at home.
He tries to kick you in the shins, but ever since he got this extra-short pegleg his aim is kinda off.
He tries to bite your <nipple>, but his pegteeth aren't sharp enough to really do any damage.
He tries to rob you, but you left all your valuables at home. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12 (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: pegfinger (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at A Cafe Divided, while wearing the Elf Guard Fatigues.
Notes
- The pegfinger and Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the pegfinger and Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
