Crusty hippy

Crusty hippy
Monster ID	54
Locations	The Hippy Camp
Hit Points	30
Attack	41
Defense	36
No-Hit	51
Initiative	60
Meat	None
Phylum	hippy
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant, windchimes
Quest	Spanish fly
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a crusty hippy

This is an extremely filthy hippy. I mean, exceptionally. This hippy has a smell that has a personality.

Hit Message(s):

He whips you in the eye with his crusty, nasty dreadlocks. Oof! Eek! (stench damage)

He bangs on a set of bongo drums until you have a massive headache. Eek! Ugh! (stench damage)

He engulfs you in a cloud of smoke, patchouli oil, and pure essence of funk. You stagger and gag. Oof! Ouch! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He calls over three of his crusty friends and they set up a drum circle around you. You don't know which is worse -- white people trying to simulate rhythm, or the aggregate smell. Ugh! Eek! Ugh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to whip you with his dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before he connects.

He bangs on his "bongo drums" until you accompany him on the "hippy-stabbing sword."

He moves toward you, but you breathe through your mouth until he moves back again.

Fumble Message:

He starts to attack again, but slips and falls into a puddle of water. The screeching sound his smell makes as it dies is pretty offputting, but not dangerous. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

He reads you a three-hundred page treatise of socialism that he wrote last night when he was, like, totally wasted and everything seemed, like, so clear, you know? Your brain starts to bleed. Oof! Eek! Argh!

You acquire an effect: Socialismydia (duration: 10 Adventures)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (4.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (5.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: hippy bongo (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: reodorant (5.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: windchimes (30.6% chance)*

• With a Spanish fly trap equipped.

You acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)*

You gain 8 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Hippy Camp.

References

• The description may be a reference to Terry Pratchett's Discworld series; a minor character in the series named Foul Ole Ron is a beggar whose stench has a personality of its own.