Cup of primitive beer

cup of primitive beer

Brewing technology wasn't particularly advanced in the stone age. Basically, you put a bunch of grains and vegetables in a big pile, let it rot, and drank whatever came out of it. The resulting beverage was only slightly alcoholic, the color of urine, and didn't taste particularly great either.

No one knows why modern frat boys still drink beer with all of those qualities.

Type: booze (good)
Potency: 1
Level required: 12
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

(In-game plural: cups of primitive beer)

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Obtained From

The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

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When Consumed

• From inventory:

You guzzle the beer, then smash the stone cup against your forehead.

You gain 2-4 Adventures.

You gain 50-60 Muscleboundness.

You gain 12−15 Mana Points. You lose 10−18 hit points.

You gain 1 Drunkenness.

Notes

• If your HP goes to zero from consuming this item, then you receive the Beaten Up effect for 4 adventures instead of the normal 3.

References

• The consumption message may be a reference to a scene in the film Animal House, when Bluto crushes a beer can against his forehead.

See Also

• MP Restorers

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