Curdle

Curdle

Type: Combat Spell
MP Cost: 0

As a child, Jarlsberg discovered that he had the innate ability to promote decay and bacterial growth in almost any substance. It began a lifetime obsession with food magic and germophobic self-loathing.

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Skill number: 14000

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Source:	Starting Skill
Price:	N/A
Class:	Avatar of Jarlsberg
Level:	1
Effect:	Deals Light stench damage.
When Used:

You curdle the mucus inside your opponent's nose, making <it> inhale nastiness for X damage. You point at a nearby puddle, which instantly becomes foul and brackish. The stench of it hits your opponent's nose, dealing X damage. You curdle the saliva inside your opponent's mouth, causing <it> to spit foulness and take X damage. As your opponent pauses for a refreshing beverage, you curdle its water bottle, internally attacking it for X damage. A gentle rain begins to fall. You curdle the part falling on your opponent, covering it for X damage. You give your opponent a blood-curdling scare by curdling his blood. <It> turn[sic] green and takes X damage. A fresh mountain spring burbles up from the ground near your opponent. You curdle it, making a mini stench geyser that hits <it> for X damage. You curdle some of the sweat on your opponent's upper lip. It doubles over retching and suffers X damage. A milkman wanders by with a big open bottle of milk. You curdle it, and the foul stench hits your opponent for X damage. A Mountain Stream truck crashes nearby, and a broken bottle of Mountain Stream makes a puddle under your opponent. You curdle it, stinkifying him for X damage.

Notes

• Deals 3-4 damage + 50% Mysticality + bonus spell damage, capped at 15.
• Allows the creation of passable stout, consummate sauerkraut, acceptable vodka, consummate sour cream, and adequate rum in Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen.