Cursed dirty joke scroll

cursed dirty joke scroll

This is a scroll on which is written one of the dirtiest jokes known to piratekind. And if you know pirates like I know pirates, you know that that is really saying something.

Type: combat item
Cannot be discarded

Deals Sleaze Damage and Spooky Damage based on your Moxie

(In-game plural: cursed dirty joke scrolls)

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Obtained From

Items

ornate ancient cursed chest

ancient cursed foot locker

gilded ancient cursed chest

When Used

	You unroll the cursed scroll and read the joke written thereon. It's far too dirty and far too scary a joke to actually transcribe in a family game, but suffice to say that it simultaneously terrifies and scandalizes your opponent, to the tune of X (+Y) damage.

Notes

• The damage dealt is your buffed Moxie, split approximately evenly between X and Y.

References

• This could be a reference to any one of many "attack-by-joke" instances in popular culture. Examples include "The Funniest Joke in the World", a sketch from Monty Python, and "The Ultimate Insult", a secret, forbidden, unspeakable set of insults used in the PC game Escape from Monkey Island.

Collection

• 🥇: Oldsfrk (#257861) - 7,014
• 🥈: MagFitch (#1007528) - 1,096
• 🥉: MOldAR (#46441) - 869
• #4: JoebobVillaret (#1347877) - 323
• #5: Kneegrow (#884047) - 309
• #6: john1008 (#229907) - 190
• #7: MotherMary13 (#627276) - 161
• #8: Pastahead (#486552) - 147
• #9: egirl100 (#1399935) - 140
• #10: whizdad (#443313) - 128

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