Daft punk

Daft punk
Monster ID	870
Locations	The Nemesis' Lair (Disco Bandit)
Hit Points	210
Attack	160
Defense	144
Initiative	75
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	None
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a daft punk

This is some kind of humanoid robot, with a shiny chrome head reminiscent of a motorcycle helmet. Its black leather bodysuit features a lot of light-up neon piping, which is pretty cool in a cyberpunk sort of way.

Less cool is the fact that it apparently intends to give you a beating that's harder, better, faster, and stronger than any you've ever received before.

Hit Message(s):

It subjects you to a new wave assault, until you're barely alive. Ow! Eek! Argh!

It hits you, then hits you one more time. Then one more time. Then one more -- you get the picture. Ow! Eek! Ugh!

It shoots a beam from its visor, hitting your part and starting it burnin'. Ugh! Ow! Eek! (hot damage)

It comes face to face with you, then headbutts you with its helmet. Oof! Eek! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It takes a running start and leaps into the air, flying straight at your solar plexus. Unfortunately for you, it's so aerodynamic that it's going pretty fast by the time it hits you. This is hardly the prime time of your life. Ugh! Eek! Argh! Ouch! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

It gives you a hug. Digital love is kind of weird, but not painful.

It tries to hit you one more time, but you tell it you're not its baby.

It tries to shoot a beam at you, but its targetting is off. I guess it's human after all.

It comes face to face with you, so you trade some leather and lace with it.

Fumble Message:

It gets stuck in some kind of glitch loop, repeating the same few words over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. The music's cool, though. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 40 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Nemesis' Lair

References

• Daft Punk is a French based electro-pop duo, much prone to wearing jumpsuits and shiny metal helmets. Its description and hit/miss messages refer to many works in their albums.
  • Aerodynamic
  • Digital Love
  • Face to Face
  • Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
  • Human After All
  • One More Time
  • Prime Time of Your Life
  • Burnin'
• The miss message that includes "repeating the same few words over and over" refers to another Daft Punk Song, "Around the World"
• The miss message that includes "not its baby" refers to a Brittney Spears song, "[Hit Me] Baby One More Time."
• The miss message about trading some leather and lace refers to the Stevie Nicks & Don Henley duet, "Leather and Lace".