Daily Briefing

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Daily Briefing
Daily Briefing

on previous successful mission:

"<name>, good to see you. Congrats on taking care of that issue yesterday. Very well done."

if you didn't complete yesterday's mission:

"<name>, good to see you. It's too bad the villain got away yesterday. At least his plan failed."

"<name>, good to see you."

"Now, something is brewing in <location> and we need you to head over there and check it out. Rumor has it that <villain> has a devious plan, <evil plot>. It's up to you to stop it."


Ok

"Off you go, <name>, His Majesty is counting on you."

You head out, stopping briefly to flirt with L's secretary, who has prepared you one for the road.

You acquire an item: martini

Visit LI-11 HQ

Occurs after License to Adventure (adventure), or as the first encounter every day while doing a License to Adventure run.

Locations include:

  • the Nearby Plains
  • Seaside Town
  • the Big Mountains

Villains include:

  • Dr. NoNo
  • Eric Sausagefinger
  • General Googol
  • Maximum Corn
  • Mr. Black
  • Mr. Huge
  • Le Mauvais Homme
  • Sir Hugo Tanks

Evil plots include:

  • buy out the world's supply of hair spray, spray it all, raise global temperatures 3 degrees, and live in a utopian mountain resort
  • detonate The Bomb in the Council Hall
  • inciting war between Loathing and the Distant Lands by stealing their airships
  • moving massive quantities of goofballs in to seaside town and taking over the market
  • starting an internecine conflict inside The League of Chef-Magi and selling a lot of newspapers about it
  • to assassinate King Ralph and put a puppet on the throne
  • to crash Ronald in to Grimace
  • to extort ONE MILLION MEAT from the council using a stolen orcish bomb
  • to resurrect the Enraged Cow and set it loose in Seaside Town after cornering the market on barbed-wire fences
  • to steal the Knob Goblin's map cryptography device
  • triggering a massive earthquake in market square leaving him as the only producer of meatsmithing equipment
  • turning all of the Kingdom's meat into cheese