Damned dirty ape
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| Damned dirty ape | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1642 |
| Locations | The Post-Mall |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+10 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+10 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | tarnished bottlecap, unused soap |
| Manuel | filthy monkey head |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a damned dirty apeIn the horrible dystopian future, apes have taken over the planet. I don't know why these apes think they're going to be any better at running the planet than that last group of apes were, but here they are. I guess at least there's the fact that they solve disputes by throwing literal feces at each other, instead of figurative feces in the form of lawsuits and bombs. So they're more honest, I guess?
Hit Message(s):
It pulls out a commemorative statuette of Liberty and beans you in the head with it. Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Eek!
It gets distracted by a nearby banana and fails to hit you.
 | You acquire an item: unused soap (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: tarnished bottlecap (?% chance)* |
Occurs at The Post-Mall.
Notes
- This monster has no special messages for crits or fumbles; instead it displays its only hit and miss message.
