Dangerously Inappropriate
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You forget where you were meaning to go, and instead stagger into a phone booth in Seaside Town.
You call one of your old girlfriends and ask her how she's doing, and if she maybe wants to meet you for a drink or something, y'know, to reminisce about old times and stuff.
She says that she's doing just fine, and so is her new husband, who is a policeman, and who is on his way to tell you how he's doing in person, having traced your call.
You beat feet in a hurry. Your feet hurt from the beating.
Occurs during St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor.