Deep Inside Grimace, Bow Chick-a Bow Bow (Nutrition)
You step through the door and hear it lock behind you yet again. Sigh.
The smirking elf isn’t in here, which is weird because there don’t seem to be any doors out. It’s just a little broom closet of a room, really, with just a speaker grille on one wall that has a little tray underneath it.
You step closer to the grille and a red button above it lights up. A metallic female voice says, “state nutrition preference.”
”Uh . . . what are my options?” you say.
”The following elvish delicacies are available: BEGINLIST Fried Bat Spleen, Pickled Pigeon Liver, Lizard Lungs in Sour Butter, and Cake ENDLIST.”
”You know, I was born on a Tuesday, but it wasn’t last Tuesday . . .” you say.
”Yeah, you caught me. There’s no cake.”
”In that case, I’m full, thanks,” you say.
”Dispensing fullness mitigation pastille,” the computer intones and a little pill falls into the tray below the screen. “Please exit through the glowing orange circle that has just appeared to your right.”
You pick up the pill and walk through the weird orange hoop. Your ears tingle, your spine goes all wavy, and then you’re standing on Grimace’s surface again.
Fun fact: your skin is now exactly .3 shades lighter. Science is weird, huh?
 | You acquire an item: distention pill |
Occurs Deep Inside Grimace, Bow Chick-a Bow Bow
References
- Much like other parts of this map, this contains references to Portal (namely, that the cake is a lie)).
- "I wasn't born last Tuesday" is a popular expression regarding naivety.
