DemonStar/Warrior
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You swoop toward the tanklike flying saucer, preparing for a laying-down of the smack. The turret swivels toward you -- it does not, alas, seem particularly intimidated.
Attack |
- You miss:
- You fire several shots from your blaster-cannon, sending deadly rays of light right through the space where your opponent was just a second ago.
- You launch an attack at the tank-looking saucer, but it manages to maneuver out of the way of your shots just in the nick of time.
- Your blaster cannon fires a burst of hot photons (or neutrinos, or... yeah I don't know) at the evil saucer. Unfortunately, he strafes out of the way and your shot goes wide.
Several years later on the other side of the galaxy, an orphanage explodes. Nice going.
- You hit:
- You fire several shots at the flying saucer, making that pew pew pew noise that future guns are specially programmed to make so that you know they're firing. The energy-beams impact on the tank's hull, making impressive splashes of sparks.
- Your hot hot photon beams drill into the tank-saucer's hull, creating bursts of sparks and flame and smoke and all the other expensive effects that let you know when you've hit something.
- You launch a volley of hot laser death at the evil tank-robot-thing, scorching its hull in several places.
- Warrior misses:
- You dive out of the way of a burst from the warrior-bot's laser turret, wiping sweat from your forehead as the bright red laser just misses your ship.
- The evil saucer-tank launches a bolt of sizzling red light at you, but you easily skint to one side and thumb your nose at the passing photons.
- You frantically dodge the warrior ship's deadly particle cannon. Or rather, the deadly particles that come out of it.
- Warrior hits:
- An evil red bolt of energy bursts from the warrior ship's turret and impacts your hull with a loud crunch.
- The tank's deadly lasers score a deep groove across one of your wings. You wrestle with the controls, cursing, until you manage to get the ship back under control.
- The evil tank-saucer thing sprays you with deadly lasers, leaving scorch marks on your hull and little showers of sparks spritzing out of your dashboard control panels. Dammit!
- "Shields at deflection capacity X," intones the ship's computer.
- If you destroy the Warrior:
- Your blaster-fire streaks across the void and smashes into the flying saucer, which explodes with a very satisfying KABOOM! Hah! Take that, evil aliens or possibly robots! That's what you get for not being human!
Quit the Fight |