Desperate gold farmer
| Desperate gold farmer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1315 |
| Locations | Chinatown Tenement |
| Hit Points | 95 |
| Attack | 80 |
| Defense | 80 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 32-48 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | gold piece, gold piece, gold piece |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a desperate gold farmerThis guy looked more-or-less normal, if dirty and underfed, until I noticed the electronic gadget that seemed to be wired into his skull, and the facial expression I associated with guys who spent too much time in unlicensed betting parlors.
When he saw me, he rushed up shouting "Qing bu yao qiang wo de gui!" Please do not... please do not steal my... rose? I didn't get it, but at least he was polite about it.
Until he started trying to punch me in the head.
Hit Message(s):
He beat me like he was expecting candy to come out. Ugh! Ow! Ouch!
He kicked me in the <groin> and winced, apparently concerned about the resale value of my suit. Oof! Ouch! Ouch!
He punched me in the gut so hard my hat fell off; he picked it up and tried to sell it back to me. When I grabbed it back, he got angry and hit me again. Ugh! Argh! Eek!
He hit me in the <groin>, then the <groin>, and then the <groin>. Then he started over with the <groin> again, and repeated the cycle several times before I managed to break free. Ugh! Ouch! Ugh!
"Ni shi zei!" he shouted, pointing at me. I had no idea what he was talking about.
He knocked my hat off, but I grabbed it before he could pick it up. He pouted, clearly annoyed.
He pulled out an abacus and made some calculations, eyeing my shoes and hat.
"Qing bu yao qiang wo de gui!" he shouted again. "I don't know anything about your damn roses!" I protested. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: gold piece (45% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: gold piece (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: gold piece (15% chance)* |
 | You gain 32-48 Meat (average: 40, stdev: 3.65)* |
References
- "Qing bu yao qiang wo de gui" means "Please do not steal my mobs" in Chinese; it is one of the common "Farmer Speak" in MMORPGs.
- "Ni shi zei" means "You are a thief" in Chinese; probably declared after someone steals someone else's mobs.
Occurs at the Chinatown Tenement.
