Deuce Freshly
| Deuce Freshly | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1820 |
| Locations | The SMOOCH Army HQ: Back Room SMOOCHing |
| Hit Points | 400 |
| Attack | 220 |
| Defense | 180 |
| Initiative | 125 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 75% |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, moon boots |
| Drops | little deuce cape |
| Quest | signed deuce |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Deuce FreshlyYou're suddenly attacked by the glammest spaceman you've ever imagined -- though I hope you don't spend a lot of time sitting around imagining glam spacemen. Well, whatever floats your boat, I guess?
Judging by the makeup, outfit, and guitar, this guy must be one of the SMOOCH Army's leaders. Looks like he needs some incentive to start his solo career.
Hit Message(s):
He hits you so hard, smoke starts pouring out of the neck of his guitar. Oof! Ow! Oof! Oof! Ooh!
He sends you into the void -- by which I mean, he punches you in the brain. Argh! Ugh! Eek! Oof! Ouch!
He rips out your heart. You didn't know he was gonna be so unkind. Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Eek!
You didn't think there was much left that could shock you, but he pushes you into a poorly-grounded metal staircase to prove you wrong. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ow! Argh! Ouch! Ouch!
He attacks you, but you were standing near a mirror and he attacks your reflection instead. Seven years bad luck!
He has a coughing fit and stops attacking to wave away a cloud of smoke coming from his guitar.
He tries to shoot you like a torpedo girl, but you aren't a torpedo, and there's roughly a 50% chance you aren't a girl either.
He stops attacking to pour himself a glass of cold gin. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: little deuce cape (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: signed deuce (% chance)* |
Occurs behind Door #4 at Back Room SMOOCHing in The SMOOCH Army HQ.
