Dinner troll
| Dinner troll | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1749 |
| Locations | Madness Bakery |
| Hit Points | 2 |
| Attack | 2 |
| Defense | 1 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, nose |
| Drops | wad of dough, wad of dough |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a dinner trollYou notice a gigantic dinner roll on display on a counter. "This will go great with my irresponsibly large dinner!" you think, but as you approach it, it grows a nose, a fang-strewn mouth, and two horrible, horrible eyes.
Hit Message(s):
The troll just stares at you with its beady little dough eyes. You shudder. Eek! (spooky damage)
The troll gnaws on your <leg> with its jagged teeth. Oof!
The troll giggles as it breaks off one of its teeth and slashes your <leg> with it. Ouch!
The troll gnaws on your <leg> with its jagged teeth. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Eek! Ow!
The troll rolls toward you, but you roll away.
The troll tries to gnaw on your <leg>, but you're all like "Naw."
The troll lurches toward you, but collapses before it can reach you. Should've used more yeast!
The troll rolls toward you, but you roll away. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: wad of dough (100% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: wad of dough (25% chance)* |
Occurs at Madness Bakery.
