When used with no Disco Momentum:
A spontaneous crowd forms and applauds as you bust into a moonwalk, hitting your opponent in the groin for 25-27 damage without even looking over your shoulder. or
The crowd claps along, and apparently is a crowd now, as you shake your booty, ending with a headbutt to your opponent's groin for 25-27 damage. or
The crowd goes wild, and also appears out of nowhere, as you bust into a breakdancing routine, spinning on your head and hitting <it> in the groin for 25-27 damage. or
The crowd roars as you begin to show off some slick modern disco moves. Oh, also a crowd showed up at some point. Also as part of your dance you punch your opponent in the groin for 25-27 damage.
 | Monster attack power reduced by 14 |
 | Monster defense reduced by 14 |
When used with 1 point of Disco Momentum:
You are the very model of a modern disco dancer, which means a lot of spinning with your arms flailing, and a lot of hitting your opponent in the groin for 34-36 damage.
You move your disco dancing in a more modern direction. A faster-paced, more frenetic direction. A direction that involves punching your foe in the groin for 34-36 damage. or
You upgrade your disco moves into breakdancing moves, and break your opponent's groin with a flying knee for 34-36 damage. or
Your disco dancing evolves into a more modern pogo, complete with more modern kicking your foe in the groin for 34-36 damage.
 | Monster attack power reduced by 23 |
 | Monster defense reduced by 23 |
When used with 2 points of Disco Momentum:
For your final number, you do an extremely modern disco routine followed by a classic, tried-and-true punch to your foe's groin, dealing 43-45 damage. or
It's your last move, and it's time to step up and serve some modern-tinged disco pain. You knee your opponent in the groin, doing a devastating 43-45 damage. or
You finish with a devastating electro-thrash rave-up, dropping down low to uppercut your foe in the groin for 43-45 damage. or
Your disco dancing has fully evolved into modern electro-thrash. You're a whirling dervish of knees and elbows, hitting your foe in the groin for 43-45 damage.
 | Monster attack power reduced by 32 |
 | Monster defense reduced by 32 |
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