Divine blowout
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divine blowout
If Jesus built a hot rod, could He install tires so durable that even He couldn't pop them? That's an interesting question, but it has nothing to do with this object. This is a party favor plucked from the divine aether, a cardboard tube with a rolled-up paper tube on one end and a cheap plastic reed on the other.
Type: combat item
Cannot be discardedDeals Physical Damage based on your Moxie
Makes you cooler when you use it
(In-game plural: divine blowouts)
Obtained From
- Skills
- Summon Party Favor
When Used
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| You sneak up behind your opponent and blast the blowout, simultaneously scaring and papercutting him for X damage. That was pretty sneaky of you! | |
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Notes
- X is equal to buffed Moxie.
- Y is equal to the square root of X rounded up, but is capped at 23.
References
- "Jesus Built My Hotrod" is a song from Psalm 69 by Ministry.
- Blowout is another term for flat tire.
- The first line of the description is an omnipotence paradox.
Collection
- 🥇: adwriter (#119474) - 460,000
- 🥈: RAbid penGUin (#300612) - 285,992
- 🥉: Mac_Gyver (#1090676) - 100,000
- #4: Pastahead (#486552) - 44,097
- #5: NewTexas (#861595) - 29,986
- #6: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 16,469
- #7: the_loath_ranger (#546914) - 14,838
- #8: dune rune (#2896385) - 13,759
- #9: Suant_KaliMa (#1491030) - 12,145
- #10: TQuilla (#2771003) - 10,211
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