Dolphin whistle

dolphin whistle

This is a whistle whose little ball is calibrated perfectly for making dolphin noises. Not that you'd ever want to attract a dolphin. The dolphins of Loathing are mean, greedy, and wholly lacking in moral fiber. They'd just as soon beat you senseless as jump through a hoop for your amusement.

Type: usable
Level required: 11
Selling Price: 10 Meat.

(In-game plural: dolphin whistles)

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Obtained From

Stores

Big Brother (1 sand dollar)

When Used

rotten dolphin thief -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Special Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 400 • Substat Gain: 100 • Moxie for No Hit*: 410 Monster Defense: 360 Hit Points: 600 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

• If you are falling-down drunk

You are way too drunk to be messing with dolphins.

• If you have no adventures remaining

You don't have time to flog the dolphin right now.

History

• When released on October 23, 2009, these were not consumed when used. However, it was fixed as of October 24, 2009.
• Prior to a trivial update on May 22, 2013, these had a 10-turn cooldown. It gave the message:

You don't yet feel up to facing another dolphin.

• At some point on March 4, 2019, the level requirement was reduced from 13 to 11.

References

• "Flogging the dolphin" is slang for male masturbation.

Collection

• 🥇: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 3,333
• 🥈: TQuilla (#2771003) - 3,031
• 🥉: General_Herpes (#972808) - 3,020
• #4: Lord Mackerel (#535985) - 1,958
• #5: AtlanteanScion (#1589296) - 1,344
• #6: eav (#22185) - 450
• #7: SwordsRCool (#1083774) - 400
• #8: MotherMary13 (#627276) - 372
• #9: Muhfin (#1392079) - 337
• #10: Artie Effham (#976900) - 225

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