Donerbagon

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Donerbagon You're fighting The Donerbagon

You enter the Haert of the Cyrpt to discover the huge skeleton of some sort of creature. You think maybe it was a dragon of some sort, but it's hard to tell due to the fact that it's attempting to reassemble itself from random bones piled around the floor. It appears to have put one leg on where a wing was meant to go, and added an extra skull to the wrong end of its spine.

Your intrusion certainly doesn't improve its mood any.

Hit Message(s):

It claws you with its left foot. I mean right foot. Well, it is on the left, but... okay, well, anyway. Ow! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Eek!

It stops to attach a fresh pair of talons, then slashes your <skull> with them. Ow! Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Oof!

It finds another dragon skull and tries to attach it on top of its current skull, but that doesn't really work so it just throws the thing at you. Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Ow! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It whips its tail at you, and the extra skull flies off like a sling bullet and clocks you in the head. Conveniently, the monster catches the rebounding skull neatly on the end of its tail, just in case it rolls another crit again later. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Oof! Oof! Argh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to slash you with its talons, but fortunately they fall off before the attack connects.

It tries to attack you, but literally has two left feet.

It tries to buffet you with its wings, but can't find them.

Fumble Message:

It appears to be having trouble finding the end of its roll of duct tape. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: skull of the Bonerdagon
You acquire an item: chest of the Bonerdagon
You acquire an item: rib of the Bonerdagon
You acquire an item: vertebra of the Bonerdagon

Occurs at The Haert of the Cyrpt during an Actually Ed the Undying run.