Dreadlocks and Beer Bongs
You walk into a room in the frathouse and immediately feel a disturbance in the angry white boy/orc force. This room has a tie-dyed blanket on the bed, a poster of some reggae band on the wall, and smells more like herbs and incense than cheap aftershave. The frat boy sitting on the bed has long, unkempt hair under his baseball cap, and has filthy sandals as well as the regulation cargo shorts.
"Hey man, bra," he says. "I'm just, uh, trying to understand the hippy mind, so we can better fight the enemy. I got this album all about the dark side of Ronald, and it's actually pretty good. I mean, bra, it helps me come up with ways to fight those pansy-ass hippies. And check it out, man... er, bra, if you listen to it while you watch this one movie, it totally syncs up."
You sit and watch with the frat hippy for a while, feeling mystical forces reverberate around you. Or, y'know, some kind of hippy crap like that.
| You 100 Mysteriousness. |
Occurs at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) with either Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues.
References
- The adventure refers to listening to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon while watching The Wizard of Oz.
- "A disturbance in the angry white boy/orc force" is a reference to "a disturbance in the Force" from Star Wars
