Dropped base
| Dropped base | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1364 |
| Locations | Chemistry Class |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+3 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+3 |
| Initiative | 20 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | slime |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | pseudopod, puddle, wubwubWUB |
| Drops | ph balancer, ph balancer |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting some dropped baseSomeone dropped a beaker full of a high-ph, alkaline solution on the floor. Since the Chemistry department has high levels of background magic, it began to bubble, hiss, and form pseudopods grasping at students' ankles.
Hit Message(s):
It tries to get to second base with you, but only succeeds in burning your belly button, as that's as high as it can reach. Ow! Argh!
It bastes you with base, making you want to lambaste it. Eek! Ooh!
It follows its basest instincts and burns your ankle. Argh! Oof!
It extrudes a pseudopod and burns you in the <forehead>. Eek! Ow!
It etches some incredibly base sentiments into your <forehead>. Ooh! Ow!
It scours the floor, then your feet, to a gleaming white glow. I'm not going to lye to you--it hurts. Oof! Ow!
It engulfs you from the knees down and etches naughty words in your legs all the way down to the bone. Man, that's just base and ignoble. Argh! Ow! Ooh!
It fails to follow its bases instincts, and instead follows some bassist instincts and lays down a funky groove.
It tries to baste you with base, but you dodge the base baste with haste.
It tries to get to second base with you, but you tell it to buy you dinner first.
It tries to burn you with a pseudopod, but is way off base.
It tries to etch base sentiments into your <forehead>, but you neutralize it with acidic wit.
It tries to polish the floor, and your feet, but you dodge, and that's no lye.
It gets some acid spilled on it, and has to stop and recalibrate its Ph factor. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: ph balancer (25% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: ph balancer (10% chance)* |
Occurs at Chemistry Class.
Notes
References
- The name of this enemy is a reference to the phrase "drop the bass", referring to pause the percussion in a song, only to have it return a second later with a heavier bassline.
- Could also be a play on the phrase "dropped acid".
