Dry Another Day
You walk into the bar in the sub-basement of the frat house and see a frat-boy spy hitting on some sorority orcs. He's regaling them with stories of how he infiltrated the filthy hippy camp and barely made it back alive.
"So you see," he says, "there I was, surrounded by hippies, attacked by enraged, winged ferrets, and... hold on, my beer's empty. Bra! Get me another ice-cold beer."
"I'll have one, too," you say, sidling up to the bar. "Shaken, not stirred."
"You shake up your beer, bra?" the spy asks.
"Yup," you say. "Most secret agents do. It tastes so much more sophisticated that way." The frat boy bra-tender shakes up the bottle of beer and hands it to you. "Here, you can try mine."
The frat boy spy opens the beer and it explodes all over him. You join the sorority orcs in laughing at his misfortune. You moxious thing, you.
| You 100 Sarcasm. |
Occurs at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) with either Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues.
References
- The line "Shaken, not stirred" refers to James Bond, and the adventure title is a reference to the Bond film Die Another Day.
