Duffel on the Double
Half-buried in a snowdrift, you find a duffel bag emblazoned with a variety of patches, stickers and buttons.
The patches, stickers and buttons are emblazoned with a variety of logos, advertisements and catchphrases.
The logos, advertisements and catchphrases are about a variety of energy drinks, sports equipment manufacturers, and horrible, horrible bands.
You plunge your hand into the duffel bag and retrieve the first thing you find. Then you flee, before things get any more eXtreme.
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You dig beneath the duffel bag, past several other layers of discarded mountaineering gear, and finally find an ancient skeleton, clutching a jar of cabbage. Man. No wonder he didn't make it to the top if that's all he brought.
You don't want to get involved in whatever that duffel bag contains.
You look in the side pocket and find some pocket fluff, which you ignore, and a strange green pill. Lucky!
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Slice the bag apart with your candy cane sword
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When you've got a sword inside a cane, everything looks like a problem to be solved by cutting it up. You apply this philosophy to the duffel bag, slice it up, and retrieve the contents.
Occurs at the eXtreme Slope.
Notes
- Choosing to scram does not cost you an adventure.
- The jar of frostigkraut choice does not always appear.
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