Dumpster Diving
In the Sleazy Back Alley, you happen upon a dumpster. You lift the lid to investigate, and discover a half-orc hobo passed out inside.
"Hmm..." you think to yourself. "This seems like a good opportunity to do... something."
What is it?
| Punch the hobo |
You tap the hobo on the shoulder, and he sits up groggily.
"Huzz... er... whuzza..." he mutters, as he grabs a broken bottle from the dumpster and begins swinging it at you wildly.
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| Rob the hobo |
You take advantage of the rare opportunity presented to you by this hobo -- risk-free pickpocketing practice. Or is it pocketpicking practice? Pockpicketing?
You carefully fish around in the hobo's pockets, and though you find only a tiny bit of Meat, you feel much more confident in your finger dexterity.
 | You gain 3−4 Meat. |
| You gain 4-5 Roguishness. |
| Look under the hobo |
You roll the hobo over on his back, careful not to wake him up. Digging through the garbage he was resting on, you find a bottle of wine.
You decide that it'd be tragic if the hobo woke up with a stiff back because he was sleeping on the bottle, so you protect him from that fate by gaffling the bottle.
You're such an altruistic Adventurer. Your mother would be proud.
 | You acquire an item: Mad Train wine |
- With candy cane sword cane equipped:
| Spear something interesting with your candy cane sword |
You spy something interesting peeking out from under the hobo's bum cheek. You gently jab it with your candy cane sword and bring it out of the dumpster.
 | You acquire an item: 11-leaf clover |
This option does not end the adventure.
Occurs at The Sleazy Back Alley.
Notes
- This adventure references real-world dumpster diving.
- You always get the drunken half-orc hobo, even if this ascension you normally fight hung-over half-orc hobo.
