Dwarvish gnome
| Dwarvish gnome | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 712 |
| Locations | Mt. Molehill |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
| Attack | Scales with player stats (Base Moxie + 5) |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a dwarvish gnomeThis is a gnome who, deep down ignside, believes that he is a dwarf. Evegn though he's not seven feet tall, he dresses like a dwarf and spends most of his time ugndergrougnd, mining. Sadly, he seems convinced that dwarves speak exclusively in anachronistic one-liners. The only comic relief he'll provide is the relief when he stops trying to be funny.
Hit Message(s):
He says, "gnot the beard! Gnot the beard!" and punches you. Maybe he was afraid you'd break the strap holding the beard on. Ooh!
He shouts, "gnobody tosses a dwarf!" and hits you before you can explain you weren't contemplating tossing him. Eek!
He sprints over and kicks you, while commenting "dwarves are gnatural sprinters! Very dagngerous over short distances!" Ow!
He says, "I have the eyes of a hawk agnd the ears of a fox!" then hits you with his axe. Oof!
He says, "brigng your pretty face to my axe. Agnd my axe!" which strikes you as redundant, and then strikes you in the face. Ooh!
He shouts, "I'll have no pointy-ear outscorigng me!" and smacks you eight times with his axe, while keeping a running total of each blow. Argh!
He says, "gnot the beard! Gnot the beard!" and protects his elastic-banded chin wig.
He shouts, "gnobody tosses a dwarf!" You assure him that you weren't about to toss him.
He chases you, panting and shouting "dwarves are gnatural sprinters!"
He claims to have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox, but refuses to show them to you.
He says, "I'll hit you with my axe. Agnd my axe!" You tell him that's redundant, and he's too embarrassed to keep fighting.
You hop across a precipice in the tunnel, and it's too far for the dwarvish gnome to jump. He tries to find someone to toss him, which is theoretically hilarious. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain Y <substat>. |
Occurs at Mt. Molehill.
References
- This adventure refers several times to the phenomenon of Dwarf tossing.
- All of the hit and miss messages, including the one about dwarf tossing, are quotes of Gimli, a Dwarf from the films of The Lord of the Rings.
