Elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal
| Elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1247 |
| Locations | Twin Peak |
| Hit Points | 90 |
| Attack | 85 |
| Defense | 80 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, trunk, wheels |
| Drops | pestopiary, rusty hedge trimmers |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an elephant (meatcar?) topiary animalThis topiary animal was definitely made by someone with limited topiary skill and experience. Remember, kids, make sure your arboreal artist is guild-licensed and bonded. Otherwise you could end up with something that looks like an elephant and a meatcar had a one-night stand.
Hit Message(s):
It picks you up with its trunk and throws you into its trunk. That sentence would be less confusing in Great Britain. Oof! Eek!
It somehow manages to trample and run you over at the same time. Ooh! Ooh!
It somehow manages to suck icy water from the nearby fountain in its leafy trunk, and hoses you down with it. Eek! Oof!
It runs over your <giblets>. You both will never forget that attack. Well, maybe after your bones knit. Ow! Ugh!
It grabs you in its trunk and squeezes until you turn blue, then throws you under its wheels and peels out on you. Yeesh. Argh! Eek!
It tries to pick you up with its trunk, but you hide in its trunk. That sentence would be less confusing in Great Britain.
It can't decide whether to trample or run you over, so does neither.
It gallops toward you, but runs out of meat in its tank before it can get to you. Wait, it's a topiary animal. Eh, nevermind.
You distract it with the promise of some peanuts and an oil change.
It gets frightened by a mouse and revs up into a terrified wheelie. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: pestopiary (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: rusty hedge trimmers (15% chance)* |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
