Elf Guard Red and White Beret
| Elf Guard Red and White Beret | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2435 |
| Locations | The Armory Up In Arms, while in the Crimbuccaneer rigging |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, ear, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, red and white claret, Elf Guard red and white beret |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard Red and White BeretOnly the best of the best get to wear these colors. Or, I suppose, people with access to a store that sells white berets and a store that sells red paint.
Hit Message(s):
She tackles you to the ground and beats you about the <nipple> and <nipple>. With enough training, you don't even need weapons. Eek! Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Oof!
She whistles to a sniper on the next hill over, who shoots you in the <nipple>. Sometimes the most dangerous skill you can have is friendship. Ugh! Ow! Argh! Oof! Ugh!
She pulls out a grenade, pulls the pin, and ricochets it off the back wall so that it explodes right at your feet. Now she's just showing off. Ooh! Eek! Oof! Eek! Ugh!
She whistles to a sniper on the next hill over, who shoots you in the <nipple>. Sometimes the most dangerous skill you can have is friendship. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Oof!
She takes a short break to do a bunch of pushups. These soldiers are really serious about their training!
She throws a grenade at you, but forgets to pull the pin. She looks really disappointed in herself.
She whistles to a sniper on the next hill, but they aren't paying attention. If you want something done right, I guess you have to do it yourself.
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 | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs |
 | You acquire an item: red and white claret (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard red and white beret (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at The Armory Up In Arms, while wearing the Crimbuccaneer rigging.
Notes
- The red and white claret and Elf Guard red and white beret are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the red and white claret and Elf Guard red and white beret have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
