Elf Guard armorer

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Elf Guard armorer You're fighting an Elf Guard armorer

Not all military jobs are glamorous, but they're all important. This guy makes armor and clothes for the Elf Guard.

I should have also mentioned that not all military jobs are funny.

Hit Message(s):

He hits you in the <skull> with a piece of <skull> armor. It's an ironic injury. Ouch! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Oof!

He makes you a helmet, but it's way too tight, and it cracks your skull a little bit. Argh! Argh! Argh! Ugh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He makes you a helmet, but it's way too tight, and it cracks your skull a little bit. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He hits you in the <skull>, but you were trying on a nearby piece of <skull> armor, which protects you from the blow.

He tries to pick up an anvil and throw it at you, but he can't lift it. What was he even thinking, there?

He makes you a helmet, but it's way too small so you politely refuse.

Fumble Message:

He makes you a helmet, but it's way too small so you politely refuse. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs
You acquire an item: Kelflar vest (5% chance)*
You acquire an item: Elvish underarmor (0.5% chance)*

Occurs at The Armory Up In Arms, while wearing the Crimbuccaneer rigging.

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