Elf Guard ordnance packer
| Elf Guard ordnance packer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2416 |
| Locations | The Embattled Factory, while in Crimbuccaneer Rigging |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, ear, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard tinsel grenade, Elf Guard honor present |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard ordnance packerThis elf knows that stuffing presents into pretty boxes and stuffing gunpowder into metal cases requires the same set of skills.
Hit Message(s):
She smacks you in the head with one of the little wrenches she uses to tighten the lids of her bombs. Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ow!
She hands you a present. You open it with delight, and it blows up in your face. She giggles. Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Ow!
She chucks a shiny little grenade at you. It explodes in a shower of glitter, but also flings a bunch of shrapnel into your <nipple> and your <nipple>. Oof! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!
She smacks you in the head with one of the little wrenches she uses to tighten the lids of her bombs. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Eek! Oof! Argh! Ow!
She swings a little wrench at you, but you step to the left, so all it does is loosen your necktie.
She hands you a present, but you know better than to open it.
She chucks a shiny little grenade at you, but a different Adventurer in a Crimbuccaneer costume leaps onto it and absorbs the blow for you. Thanks, hero!
She swings a little wrench at you, but you step to the left, so all it does is loosen your necktie. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard tinsel grenade (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard honor present (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at The Embattled Factory, while wearing Crimbuccaneer Rigging.
Notes
- The Elf Guard tinsel grenade and Elf Guard honor present are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the Elf Guard tinsel grenade and Elf Guard honor present have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
