Elf Guard provisioner
| Elf Guard provisioner | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2425 |
| Locations | A Cafe Divided, while in the Crimbuccaneer rigging |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, ear, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts, peppermint tack |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard provisionerThis is one of the elves in charge of running food supplies to the boys in red and white on the front lines. He's also one of the only elves who knows where they keep the food when there's not a war going.
Hit Message(s):
He pulls out a turkey leg and smacks you in the <ear> with it. Then he throws it away, because elves hate savory things. Ooh! Ouch! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He pulls out a candy cane and pokes you in the eye with it. Ow! Oof! Ouch! Argh!
He slings a graham cracker at you like a shuriken, doing s'more damage to your <ear>. Argh! Ooh! Argh! Ooh!
He pulls out a turkey leg and smacks you in the <ear> with it. Then he throws it away, because elves hate savory things. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Oof! Oof!
He throws a dinner roll at you, but you've been to one of those restaurants where they do that, and you just catch it.
He pulls out a candy cane, but a different elf eats it before he can attack you with it.
He slings a graham cracker at your <ear>, but you deflect it by throwing a marshmallow at it.
He throws a dinner roll at you, but you've been to one of those restaurants where they do that, and you just catch it. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs |
 | You acquire an item: peppermint tack (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at A Cafe Divided, while wearing the Crimbuccaneer rigging.
Notes
- The peppermint tack and Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the peppermint tack and Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
