Elf Guard requisitions officer
| Elf Guard requisitions officer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2410 |
| Locations | Abuela's Cottage (Contested), while in Crimbuccaneer Rigging |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 85 (cap 10,000) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 85 (cap 10,000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | leg, arm, head, torso, ear |
| Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard commandeering gloves, Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard requisitions officerThe Elf Guard needs things, and this soldier knows how to find them. Usually it's by commandeering them from civilians, which makes her pretty unpopular when she's on shore leave, mainly because she won't stop doing it even when she's off duty.
Hit Message(s):
She seizes a baseball bat from a group of nearby children and beats your <eye> with it while they stand around crying. Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Ow!
She commandeers a car, runs over your <eye> with it, and then drives it into the ocean for no good reason when she's done with it. No wonder people hate her. Argh! Ouch! Argh! Argh! Argh!
She commandeers a liter of blood from your <eye>. Using a knife. Oof! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Argh!
She commandeers a liter of blood from your <eye>. Using a knife. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Eek! Ouch! Ow! Oof!
She seizes a baseball bat from a group of nearby children, but one of their parents yells at her until she gives it back.
She commandeers a car to run you over, but it's a foreign car and she can't figure out how to get it in gear.
She demands that you hand over a liter of blood, but you remain stone-faced and refuse.
She demands that you hand over a liter of blood, but you remain stone-faced and refuse. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard commandeering gloves (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at Abuela's Cottage (Contested), while wearing Crimbuccaneer Rigging.
Notes
- The Elf Guard commandeering gloves and Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the Elf Guard commandeering gloves and Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
