Elf Guard steward
| Elf Guard steward | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2426 |
| Locations | A Cafe Divided, while in the Crimbuccaneer rigging |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, ear, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard clipboard, Elf Guard payroll bag |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard stewardThis is one of the elves that manages the financial affairs of the Elf Guard. Since they manufacture most of their supplies with magic, this job is largely limited to making sure the elves get paid at regular intervals, four times a day.
Hit Message(s):
She pulls out her clipboard and makes a little tickmark next to "stab this adventurer in the <arse>." Oof! Oof! Ow!
She delivers a paycheck to a nearby Elf Guard soldier, who is so delighted by it that they shoot you in the <arse>. Ooh! Ugh! Eek!
She pulls out an MPC, wads it up, and jams it down your throat. Eek! Argh! Argh!
She pulls out an MPC, wads it up, and jams it down your throat. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Oof! Ow!
She gets distracted by some error on her clipboard, and has to spend a few minutes marking it up with a red pen.
She can't attack you right now, because a bunch of other soldiers are pestering her about when they're going to get paid next.
She starts to attack you, but then notices a T that isn't crossed on a nearby sign and stomps over to fix it.
She gets distracted by some error on her clipboard, and has to spend a few minutes marking it up with a red pen. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard payroll bag (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard clipboard (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at A Cafe Divided, while wearing the Crimbuccaneer rigging.
Notes
- The Elf Guard payroll bag and Elf Guard clipboard are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the Elf Guard payroll bag and Elf Guard clipboard have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
