Emily Koops, a spooky lime

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Emily Koops, a spooky lime You're fighting Emily Koops, a spooky lime

Behind you, you hear a spooky hhhhhhowl: "Wohhhhhh..."

A ghost coalesces into view. It basically has the form of a woman in chain-mail armor, except for some reason her head is a lime? She must've caught limecanthropy from one of those sabre-toothed limes you sometimes see around the Kingdom.

She seems pretty unhappy about the whole deal.

Hit Message(s):

She smashes you in the face with a goldenrod-adorned log. Ow! Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! (spooky damage)

She stabs you with a ragged deggar. I mean a reggad dagger. I mean... um... Eek! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Eek! (spooky damage)

She stabs you with an effin' kniffe! Dang! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Ugh! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She murders Bob for a jar of Bob's red rum. Except by 'Bob' I mean you, and the red rum is obviously blood, and she doesn't actually need a jar. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

She tries to attack you, but her head is a lime. This causes all kinds of problems.

She tries to attack you with a kayak rotator, but... it doesn't work.

She tries to kill you with a dreblah halberd, but that's not even nearly a thing.

Fumble Message:

She stands around not doing anything for a bit, because it's hard to think up new palindromes. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire 3−5 psychokinetic energy blobs (100% chance)*

Only if killed with Trap Ghost:

You acquire an item: Liam's mail (100% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at Inside the Palindome, after being informed about paranormal activity.