End of Pete Road
You take off your sunglasses and ruffle your hair a little. It's been fun being Pete, but exhausting, too--who knew all that being laid-back and indifferent would take that much effort?
A sunglasses-wearing, pompadour'd shade steps away from you, raises his chin in an almost imperceptible nod, and vanishes into the sunrise.
The studio audience lets out a tremendous cheer, with whistles and applause, then fades away.
You're not Pete anymore...so who are you?
| Take the road of clubbing seals |
You are filled with the desire to Club Seals.
| Take the road of taming turtles |
You are filled with the desire to Tame Turtles.
| Take the road of mancing pasta |
You are filled with the desire to Mance Pastas.
| Take the road of saucing... something |
You are filled with the desire to Ror Sauces.
| Take the road of banditing discos |
You are filled with the desire to Dance Discos.
| Take the road of thieving accordions |
You are filled with the desire to Steal Accordions.
You feel like you've chosen a good path, but <motorcycle name> interrupts your thoughts with a sad little chime. "<playername>," she says, "my sensors indicate the Avatar of Sneaky Pete is no longer upon you. As such, you are approximately 25% as cool as you would need to be to have a robot motorcycle. I am afraid this is where I leave you."
"Where will you go? What will you do?" you ask.
"I'll go where the road takes me, and I'll just do 'me' for awhile," <motorcycle name> says.
"Awwwwwwwww..."
"Would you guys bugger off already? I'm having a tender moment with my ex-motorcycle!" you shout to the air. But when you turn back to <motorcycle name>, she's gone. You're on your own.
Occurs at the end of an Avatar of Sneaky Pete run, either upon freeing King Ralph or dropping the path.
Notes
- Upon changing your class, any shirt you have on will be unequipped, regardless of whether you have Torso Awaregness permed or not.
- You lose any bonus liver size you get from being an Avatar of Sneaky Pete upon breaking the prism. Your drunkenness will also be reduced to the new limit (14 without Liver of Steel, 19 with), but only if you are not already overdrunk.
