Ethereal Koi Blossom, the Hippy Vegan Chef
Oh, wow, man, I'm so glad you came to visit our peaceful commune! We've been perfecting the art of making good herbal tea for years now. It's tough, because we would never, ever pick leaves off of a tree, because that would wound the spirit of the tree, so we can only use leaves that the Earth Mother Goddess Lady sees fit to blow to the ground. Then we don't believe in enslaving bees and forcing them to produce honey, then stealing it from them, so we have to wait until the bees have their yearly farmer's market and buy it fair and square. And you wouldn't believe what those little bastards charge for a jar of honey! Anyway, I would totally offer you a cup of tea in the spirt of love for all human and animalkind alike, asking nothing in return, but we just finished the last cup and it's going to take a while to brew another cup. So, while you're waiting, would you mind running an errand for me?
I just made the most amazing salad out of windfall fruit, vegetables that volunteered to be picked out of the earth, and some nuts and berries I found floating in the stream this morning. All it needs is a good white wine vinaigrette and it will be sublime! I'm sure you know where to get things that are white, right? Not that any other color is inferior or superior to another; it's just that white wine goes well with my smug superiority about my lifestyle choices.
After obtaining the white wine vinaigrette:
Ah, this white wine vinaigrette will be perfect to top my organic, pesticide-free, cruelty-free salad!
Are you sure that the grapes that were made into the wine were not in any coerced or tortured during the production of the wine? And that the vinegar is absolutely cruelty-free?
You're not? Well, I suppose I'll have to make my own inquiries, then. You can't expect me to compromise my firm beliefs about vegetable cruelty. Would you like a pamphlet or seven about the horrible practices of the corporate farming industry?
No? Okay, then. Here's your cup of herbal tea.
 | You acquire an item: cup of strong herbal tea |
Occurs at the Hippy Camp.
Notes
- Occurs during the Going Postal quest.
- Will not trigger if the Mysterious Island Quest aka: Make War, Not... Oh, Wait quest is available and unfinished.
