Evil spaghetti cult technician
| Evil spaghetti cult technician | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 808 |
| Locations | The Temple Portico |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 140 |
| Defense | 126 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | spaghetti cult mask, spaghetti cult rosary |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an evil spaghetti cult technicianNaturally, in a cult, you've got the chanting underlings, and the blood-drenched priests, and the middle-managers who organize everything. But who's the guy who has to actually go out and kidnap and drug the sacrifices? Who has to sharpen the knives, and make sure the PA system is working and has Carmina Burana cued up and ready? Who has to mop the floor afterwards? Who, in other words, is the one who actually gets stuff done?
Yup, it's this guy. Underpaid, underappreciated, and eager for a chance to go a little postal. Oh look! Here's his chance!
Hit Message(s):
He applies a strip of duct tape to your <lower back>, then rips it off really fast. Argh! Oof! Argh!
He mumbles about how it's always *him* who has to dig out people's eyeballs with a multitool. AIEEEE! Ouch! Oof! Argh!
He pulls out his multitool and fastens the pliers around your <lower back>. You feel much more pliant. Argh! Ooh! Ow!
He uses his wire cutters to clip one of your fingers off. Ow! Oof! Ouch!
He pulls out his multitool, and in rapid succession does unseemly things to you with a pair of pliers, a can opener, a screwdriver, and a rasp. Oof! Ooh! Ow!
He stops to have a coffee break.
He stops to fix a short in one of the speakers on the PA system.
He pulls out his multitool, but can't decide whether to hit you with the can opener or the pliers.
He stops to sharpen the sacrificial knives. Nothing's more embarrassing than stabbing a beast with your steely knife, and having it not die.
He stops for a coffee break, then follows that with a smoke break, a bathroom break, and a lunch break. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: spaghetti cult mask |
 | You acquire an item: spaghetti cult rosary |
Occurs in The Temple Portico.
References
- The miss message about the steely knives and the beast refers to the song Hotel California by the Eagles.
- Carmina Burana is Carl Orff's magnum opus.
