Ewe
| Ewe | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2447 |
| Locations | chained wanderer in 11 Things I Hate About U |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 5 |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 5 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | butt, head, leg, tail |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a eweA malevolent ewe approaches, eyeless and evil. Its matted wool bulges in irregular juts and humps, stuffed full of stolen items.
Hit Message(s):
The blind ewe somehow locates your <arse> and headbutts you in it. Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Oof! Ugh!
The ewe somehow stares you down. You shudder. Oof! Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Ouch! Ugh! Argh! (spooky damage)
The ewe rearranges the alphabet to put itself directly on top of your <arse>. Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!
The blind ewe somehow locates your <arse> and headbutts you in it. Eek! Eek! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! (CRITICAL HIT!)
The ewe's other four senses don't compensate for its blindness, and its attempt at a headbutt goes awry.
The ewe gazes blankly at your <arse>, but neither sees it nor accomplishes anything.
Unable to see you, the ewe just stands there there and doesn't weep out of the no eyes that adorn her head.
The ewe's other four senses don't compensate for its blindness, and its attempt at a headbutt goes awry. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain 1 <substat>. |
Occurs randomly as a chained combat in 11 Things I Hate About U.
Notes
- Scaling monster
- Free fight
- Has a semi-complicated mechanic to steal drops that failed their item% rolls, and drops all items it has stolen from previous fights at once.
References
- One of the hit messages is an appropriate play on the infamous pick up line, "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
