Exercise robot
| Exercise robot | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2398 |
| Locations | The Home of The Future |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 7 (cap 1000) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 7 (cap 1000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | treadmill, lever, circuitry |
| Drops | automa-bot parts |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting exercise robotWhen you live in the sky, it's difficult to go for a jog without plummeting miles to your death. That's why people in the Automated Future buy these things and then never use them.
Hit Message(s):
Robotic arms grab you and place you on the treadmill. It then forces you to run until you cough up one of your eyes. Oof! Argh! Ow! Argh! Ouch!
A robotic arm pulls a kettle bell out of a hidden hatch and clonks you on the <shoulder> with it. Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh!
Two patented Stretch-O-Mat grippers pop out of the machine and grab you by the <shoulder> and the <shoulder>. They pull them apart until you feel something tearing loose inside yourself. Oof! Ouch! Oof! Eek! Ugh!
A robotic arm pulls a kettle bell out of a hidden hatch and clonks you on the <shoulder> with it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Oof!
Robotic arms grab you and place you on the treadmill. It then forces you to jog at a reasonable pace for a few minutes, which you don't really mind.
A robotic arm pulls a kettle bell out of a hidden hatch and offers it to you. You politely decline.
Two patented Stretch-O-Mat grippers pop out of the machine and grab you by the <shoulder> and the <shoulder>. They give them a nice stretch. You'd thank this thing if it had a face.
A robotic arm pulls a kettle bell out of a hidden hatch and offers it to you. You politely decline. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain X Muscleboundness. You gain X Enchantedness. You gain X Chutzpah. |
 | You acquire an item: automa-bot parts (50% chance)* |
Occurs at The Home of The Future.
Notes
- The last workout initially gives +3 to all substats, increasing by 1 for each exercise robot defeated (resetting at rollover). This is in addition to the combat's normal substat gains.
