Fabricator guài
| Fabricator guài | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1308 |
| Locations | Triad Factory |
| Hit Points | 90 |
| Attack | 67 |
| Defense | 73 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | 16-24 |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | body, leg, tongue |
| Drops | Chinese curse words |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a fabricator guài"Guài" was a word the Triads used to refer to a certain class of monsters they summoned for a certain class of jobs. Specifically, the jobs that didn't require the thing to look even remotely human.
This one looked like a huge fat green-and-brown toad, with a muttering human face on its back. While the toad mouth belched and vomited slime-covered circuit boards into a plastic bin, the human one kept up a patter of words that I only knew a third of, all of them obscene. I was considering making notes for later translation, when the thing spotted me.
Hit Message(s):
The face on the creature's back shouted a string of profanity that literally melted my ears. Yes, literally. Eek! Ooh!
The guài spat a slime-covered circuit board at me, and I caught it with my leg. Ooh! Ouch!
The toad leapt forward with unexpected speed and bit me on the <eye>. Oof! Argh!
The toad projectile-vomited a ball of toxic green sludge at me. That may be the worst thing that had ever happened to me. I can't even think of an analogy to describe it. Ugh! Eek!
The face on the creature's back shouted something at me that was probably obscene, but I couldn't understand any of it.
The guài spat a slime-covered circuit board at me, but I managed to duck just in time.
The toad leapt toward me, but I leapt over it before it could do anything.
The toad belched loudly, and the face muttered something that I think meant "Excuse me." (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Chinese curse words (30% chance)* |
 | You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
Occurs at Triad Factory.
