Factory-irregular skeleton

Factory-irregular skeleton
Monster ID	1744
Locations	The Skeleton Store
Hit Points	2
Attack	2
Defense	1
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	spooky
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	crooked femur, oversized bone, undersized bone, weird bone, weird skull
Drops	loose teeth, oversized skullcap, really thick spine, skeleton bone, three-legged pants
Manuel	alien autoautopsy kit
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a factory-irregular skeleton

You find a misshapen skeleton, and pause to wonder what went wrong with its development, and what was its life like before it became a skeleton, and why is it hitting you.

Hit Message(s):

It bites your <shins> with its second mouth. Argh!

It punches you in the <shins> with one of its rib-fists. Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It punches you in the <shins>, the <shins> and the <shins> with three of its bony arms. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to punch you with its left arm, but it doesn't actually have a left arm.

It tries to bite you on the <shins>, but its jaw hinge is defective.

It tries to kick you in the <shins>, but its shoddy hip pops apart and the entire leg clatters uselessly away.

Fumble Message:

It tries to punch you with its left arm, but it doesn't actually have a left arm. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: really thick spine (50% chance)*

You acquire an item: oversized skullcap (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: three-legged pants (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: skeleton bone (25% chance)*

You acquire an item: loose teeth (25% chance)*

You acquire an item: alien autoautopsy kit (10% chance)*

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Occurs at The Skeleton Store.

Notes

• The image of this monster is chosen randomly from among the following: