Fake Count Bakula
| Count Bakula | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 349 |
| Locations | The Unquiet Garves, The VERY Unquiet Garves |
| Hit Points | 80 |
| Attack | 80 |
| Defense | 72 |
| Initiative | always |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | unknown |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Count BakulaTheorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Stride accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the Kingdom of Loathing, facing poorly-drawn images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to drink human blood.
Oh boy.
Hit Message(s):
He sets his phase-pistol to 'drain bodily fluids'. Argh! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Eek! Ouch!
He leaps forward to a time-period where he's biting you in the <leg>! Ooh! Ugh!
Abruptly, a short Italian guy appears next to him, and says "Ehh... uhh... Ziggy says... Ziggy says you should hit this Adventurer in the <leg>." Count Bakula happily obliges.
He starts to attack you, but gets distracted and begins muttering to himself about someone named 'Al'.
He starts to attack you, but gets distracted by thoughts of this frigid elf chick he knows.
All of a sudden a short Italian guy appears next to him, says "Ehh... uhh... Ziggy says... Ziggy says... " and then abruptly fades away. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Fatal error: Call to undefined function giveitem() in /var/www/virtuals/www.kingdomofloathing.com/htdocs/fight.php on line 5035 |
| You gain 20 <substat>. |
Occurred at The Unquiet Garves and The VERY Unquiet Garves, on April Fools' Day, 2006.
Notes
- A one-time adventure.
