Fake Hypnotist of Hey Deze
| Hypnotist of Hey Deze | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 345 |
| Locations | The Deep Fat Friars' Gate |
| Hit Points | 85 |
| Attack | 85 |
| Defense | 115 |
| Initiative | always |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | unknown |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Hypnotist of Hey DezeNear the Gate, you are accosted by a hypnotist. A Hypnotist of Hey Deze, to be precise.
He's never had a pocketwatch, and he's never counted backwards, but he looks like he has beaten up quite a few adventurers in his day, and it seems that you're next on his list. Y'know, his, uhh, list of adventurers. To beat up.
Hit Message(s):
He hyp-mo-tizes you. You cluck like a chicken and quack like a duck. Then you throw yourself off a cliff like a lemming. Oof! Eek! Ow!
He stares deep in your eyes with his spiraling eyeballs. The spiraling shapes make you go insane. Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
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He tries to hyp-mo-tize you in the <elbow>, but misses.
He tries to hyp-mo-tize you, but only succeeds in hypnotizing you, which isn't nearly as effective.
He accidentally hypnotizes himself. You wait around for a few minutes, get bored, and snap your fingers three times to bring him out of it.
He stares deep in your eyes with his spiraling eyeballs. Turns out, though, their spiraling shapes are frauds and fakes.
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 | You acquire an item: Fatal error: Call to undefined function giveitem() in /var/www/virtuals/www.kingdomofloathing.com/htdocs/fight.php on line 5035 |
| You gain 10 <substat>. |
Occurred at The Deep Fat Friars' Gate, on April Fools' Day, 2006.
Notes
- A one-time adventure.
