Fake hockey elemental
| Hockey elemental | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 347 |
| Locations | Camp Logging Camp |
| Hit Points | 80 |
| Attack | 55 |
| Defense | 49 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elemental |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | unknown |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a hockey elementalHave you ever seen a cloud full of sentient, animated hockey equipment bent on beating the crap out of you? No? Well, then you've never seen one of these things.
Hit Message(s):
It bobs toward you and hits you in the mouth with a hockey stick, knocking out one of your teeth. Eek! Ow! Ow!
It shoots a hockey puck at you, which gets comically lodged in your throat. Ugh! Eek! Ooh!
not known
It launches a puck at you, which you duck before you're struck. What luck!
He tries to hit you in the face with a hockey stick, but gets a penalty for high-sticking and has to stop.
The elemental tries to hit you with a puck, but you do this really cool trick with your hat and prevent it from damaging you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Fatal error: Call to undefined function giveitem() in /var/www/virtuals/www.kingdomofloathing.com/htdocs/fight.php on line 5035 |
| You gain 11 <substat>. |
Occurred at Camp Logging Camp, on April Fools' Day, 2006.
Notes
- A one-time adventure.
