Falcoer

Falcoer
Monster ID	1836
Locations	Wishing
Hit Points	0
Attack	0
Defense	0
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, Falco, head, leg, torso
Drops	None
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Falcoer

This guy is dressed like a falconer, but instead of a falcon perched on his wrist, there's a tiny man with sunglasses? I don't...

Oh, that's Falco. He's got a tiny Falco perched on his wrist. I see.

Hit Message(s):

The tiny Falco swoops at you and rakes your <throat> with his razor-sharp talons. "Alles klar, Frau Abenteurerin?" the Falcoer laughs. Oof! Ow! Argh!

The Falcoer unexpectedly pulls out a gun, and du hörst der Schüsse Hall im Club Fatal. Ugh! Ugh! Argh!

Your love of life might kill you, but not if this guy and his little Falco get there first. Ugh! Argh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

Er ist ein Virtuose und ein Rockidol, at least insofar as clawing your face to ribbons is concerned. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ow! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

The tiny Falco tries to attack your face, but you don't turn around, oh oh oh.

The tiny Falco stops attacking you and looks around for his parachute.

Falco swoops past your ear, saying something you can't make out because it's in German.

Fumble Message:

The Falcoer's phone rings, and he checks it. "Sorry, I have to take this," he says. "It's Vienna." (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

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Occurs by wishing to fight a falcoer.

References

• Many references to New Wave icon Falco.
  • "Alles klar" is from the song Der Kommissar. "Frau Abenteurerin" is German for "madam adventurer".
  • "Club Fatal" is from Brillantin' Brutal.
  • "Er ist ein Virtuose und ein Rockidol" is from Rock Me Amadeus.
  • Your love of life killing you and not turning around are also from Der Kommissar, but probably the After the Fire version.
  • Vienna Calling is another song title.