Fat stacks of cash
fat stacks of cash
These are some fat stacks of cash. Too bad you can't spend cash in the Kingdom of Loathing.
Oh well. Maybe somebody else can use it for something.
Type: combat item (reusable)
Selling Price: 150 Meat.Does Not Impress Most Monsters
(In-game plural: fat stacks of fat stacks of cash)
Obtained From
- The Heap
- I Refuse!
- Items
- briefcase (sometimes)
- Skills
- Just the Facts (after some combats, see this helpful tool made by Semenar.)
When Used
- Against the penguins at the Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory:
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| You hold out your fat stacks of cash to the penguin. He looks around to make sure nobody is watching.
"Yeah, I suppose the boss wouldn't notice if just one of these crates went missing..." he says. "One of what crates?" you reply. "Exactly." says the penguin, as he waddles off.
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- Against a Copperhead Club bartender, if you are in a clan with A Speakeasy:
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| The bartender takes the cash, and his expression softens for a minute. He's apparently not used to tips this big.
"Boy, thanks," he says. "You wouldn't believe the clientele around here. If they're not shooting you, they're ordering drinks that don't exist, like <drink name>. Can you believe it? They didn't teach me how to make <drink name> in bartending school, I'll tell you that for sure." A moment later he remembers that he's still in combat with you, and starts being aggressive again. |
- Against Group monsters:
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| You wave the fat stacks of cash in front of your opponentss[sic] faces. They are unimpressed. |
- Otherwise:
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| You wave the fat stacks of cash in front of your opponent's face. He is unimpressed. |
Notes
- Using this item in combat does nothing. The message appears and the round does not advance.
- Not consumed on use against monsters other than Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory penguins or the Copperhead Club bartender.
- The drink name given by the bartender, and is used to unlock a drink in the Speakeasy, varies from clan to clan.
- The flavor of drink will be a vegetable or fruit (examples include apricot, lime, chard, rhubarb, onion, huckleberry, and garlic).
- The type of drink will be either daiquiris, margaritas, or mojitos.
- The drink name given by the bartender, and is used to unlock a drink in the Speakeasy, varies from clan to clan.
See Also
History
- Before Crimbo 2008 this was not a combat item. It was simply autosell fodder.
- On its first use per day in the Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory, the penguin would always drop a sturdy Crimbo crate. On the second and third uses, the penguin would drop a dusty Crimbo crate, and all other uses would give battered Crimbo Crates.
- The penguins in Don Crimbo's Compound wouldn't take the bribe either.
- On its first use per day in the Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory, the penguin would always drop a sturdy Crimbo crate. On the second and third uses, the penguin would drop a dusty Crimbo crate, and all other uses would give battered Crimbo Crates.
- Before a hidden change on November 25, 2014, this item could be reused indefinitely to waste a turn in combat. It was one of the most popular items in conjunction with the Star Starfish Trick.
Collection
- 🥇: theLRM jr (#1665214) - 575,507
- 🥈: Flatt U Lance (#252058) - 519,005
- 🥉: WARriorer (#1634187) - 363,000
- #4: Dysis (#1878613) - 302,309
- #5: slifty (#1740367) - 245,140
- #6: Atoya (#1884174) - 242,905
- #7: The Patron Saint of Depravity (#1581073) - 169,418
- #8: Goldman Sachs (#2611322) - 166,823
- #9: Lynnielily (#1779924) - 142,849
- #10: Kbpikachu (#2188201) - 141,537
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