Briefcase

briefcase

This is a briefcase. I wonder what's inside...

Type: usable
Selling Price: 15 Meat.

(In-game plural: briefcases)

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Obtained From

Guano Junction

briefcase bat

The Hidden Office Building

pygmy headhunter

The Heap

I Refuse!

Items

Boxcar turtle (10) (sometimes)

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

The Hidden City (zone)

pygmy headhunter

When Used

You open the briefcase.

You acquire an item: fat stacks of cash

or

You open the briefcase.

You gain 300 Meat.

or, under Way of the Surprising Fist:

You give the briefcase to a nearby street urchin. He'll surely buy something edifying with it, and not squander it on bubblegum and hookers.

Notes

• The fat stacks of cash and the 300 Meat each drop approximately 50% of the time.
• Can be used, along with a mullet wig, to obtain Cap'm Caronch's dentures in The Infiltrationist adventure.
• The briefcase cannot be opened at all in Surprising Fist. No huggle stacks for you.

Collection

• 🥇: Bad Chaos (#2561892) - 131,337
• 🥈: Joesus (#297970) - 100,000
• 🥉: Chica Bandida (#3590692) - 33,862
• #4: BreadStickMonkey (#217298) - 30,045
• #5: Ultra Violet (#64428) - 28,649
• #6: Pastahead (#486552) - 25,235
• #7: EPsonIC (#230349) - 11,400
• #8: Sherm Firmwood (#2454478) - 11,000
• #9: MooFrog (#756041) - 8,970
• #10: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 8,253

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Meat-Producing Items

ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750   bag of park garbage 150-250   black pension check 400-450   briefcase 300 (or a fat stack of cash)  chest of the Bonerdagon 3,000   collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1,000   CSA discount card 300   cursed piece of thirteen 500-1,000 (or fight a scary pirate)  Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 100,000 (after upgrading A Telescope 7 times)  dungeon dragon chest 450-550   duct tape wallet 2,500-3,600   envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers) fat wallet 350-450   flytrap pellet 300-400  (sometimes) Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620   Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 10,000   handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 10k earned) haunted Hell ramen 20-24 (and gain 4 fullness)  Hell ramen 20-29 (and gain 4 fullness)  kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a newborn kobold)  LOLmec statuette 1,000,000   meat globe 600-800  (if there's one in your dwelling)  Mr. Big's Wallet 690   nest egg 150   Orcish meat locker 90-110 (if you have a rusty metal key, which is consumed)  old coin purse 450-550   old leather wallet 400-600   Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)  pixel coin 2,000   pixellated moneybag 450-550   roll of meat 1,750 (some of which are meat stacks)  shiny stones 140-160   smut orc keepsake box 1,400-1,500 (after bridge is finished)  SMOOCH bottlecap 1,000   solid gold jewel 100,000   stolen meatpouch 30-50   Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)