Cursed piece of thirteen

cursed piece of thirteen

This is a rough gold coin with an evil grinning skull stamped onto it. No wonder it got cursed.

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: cursed pieces of thirteen)

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Obtained From

Items

ornate ancient cursed chest

ancient cursed foot locker

gilded ancient cursed chest

Cargo Cultist Shorts

What has it got in its pocketses? (pocket 600)

When Used

You take the piece of thirteen to a rare coin dealer in Seaside Town (he's got a shop set up right next to that library across the street from the Sleazy Back Alley) to see what you can get for it. Turns out you can get X Meat for it.

You gain 500−1,000 Meat.

• If you are in a Way of the Surprising Fist run, you will get the following message instead:

You take the Meat next door and use it to pay everybody's overdue fees for the week.

or

scary pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cursed breeches, cursed cutlass, cursed eyepatch, folder (skull and crossbones) Meat Drop: 36-54 Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 160 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: ∞ Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

Notes

• When using with 0 adventures, you receive the message "You consider taking the piece of thirteen to a rare coin dealer to see if it's worth anything, but you don't really have time."
• When using with no HP, you receive the message "You consider taking the piece of thirteen to a rare coin dealer to see if it's worth anything, but you're feeling pretty crappy right now."
• Can be used while falling-down drunk.
• The coin is not consumed if the scary pirate is summoned.
• Summons the scary pirate roughly one-third of the time.
• Use Curse Magnet to increase chance of scary pirate appearing to roughly two-thirds.
• An adventure is only used if you fight a scary pirate.

References

• The description matches the cursed Aztec gold coins in the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
• The name of the item is a reference to the Spanish Dollar, also known as a "piece of eight" because its worth was eight reales. Presumably, the thirteen is a result of the cursed nature of the coin.

Collection

• 🥇: medusa (#845170) - 260
• 🥈: noob_meat (#670927) - 202
• 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 182
• #4: egirl100 (#1399935) - 144
• #5: Lalique (#749874) - 118
• #6: TGTK (#849265) - 111
• #7: Skjaeve (#381067) - 110
• #8: Andyzero (#459896) - 104
• #9: Papilionoidea (#1515162) - 101
• #10: Darkling (#1687415) - 100

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