Fat wallet

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fat wallet
fat wallet

This is a wallet stolen from a wealthy pirate. He had pirate shoes, and a pirate hat, and he didn't worry because his wallet was fat.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 50 Meat.


(In-game plural: fat wallets)
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Item number: 3735
Description ID: 931038317
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Obtained From

The Poop Deck
wealthy pirate (Pickpocket only)

When Used

You empty out the wallet. Rich!
You gain 350−450 Meat.
Rich in spirit, which is the only important kind of rich. Not rich in Meat from the wallet, which you give away.

References

  • This item's description is a reference to the ZZ Top song "Sharp Dressed Man", which includes the lyrics "Top coat, top hat, I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat."

Collection

  • 🥇: tbell30 (#478129) - 7,309
  • 🥈: tHIsguy (#114754) - 6,087
  • 🥉: xlam_13 (#664146) - 6,000
  • #4: Dysis (#1878613) - 4,992
  • #5: kirahvikoira (#2744698) - 3,640
  • #6: kirByllAmA (#156860) - 2,738
  • #7: OGL (#2873594) - 2,419
  • #8: Goldman Sachs (#2611322) - 2,360
  • #9: DosBoot (#115656) - 2,200
  • #10: testostronaut (#1407937) - 1,857

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500
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300-400
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420-620
 

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150
 

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90-110
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old coin purse
450-550
 

old leather wallet
400-600
 

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100-200
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2,000
 

pixellated moneybag
450-550
 

roll of meat
1,750
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shiny stones
140-160
 

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stolen meatpouch
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